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SAVE D.C.

Darkness is coming

The threat is clear

Enemies we face are all too near

Battle is nigh

Prepare for war

Come on, we'll show them what this city is for

Save D.C.

Jack Evans

Evil councilmember

Wants to take away our music for his (salaciously evil) pleasure

Were not gonna let him take it away

We'll fight, fuck him

It starts today

Venues disapearing, left and right

Stand up and be counted, and join the fight

The AKs are here, to conquer and pillage

Kaffa House, Wilson Center, Cornerkick

Youre gonna die

Were not gonna do what you want

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DIVORCE COURT

I love divorce court

Fuck divorce court

I really hate the redskins

Yeah yeah the eagles are better

Yeah yeah fuck the redskins

I really hate marty schottenheimer

I wanna fuckin kill dan snyder

Why cant we pass the ball

I wanna bring back Joe Gibbs

Goddammit, I cant stand this shit

We dont even have a fuckin forward line

We dont let Stephen Davis run the ball

Why do we specialize in the butt pass?

Hail to the redskins

Hail victory

Braves on the warpath

Fight for old D.C.

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LAZY

I dont wanna do anything

The time has come and Im not going fuckin anywhere

Fuck You

Yeah

Fuck You!

Yesterday you came to me and asked if I would go

Told you you could go to hell, I told you fuckin no

But no im not going to see you now

No Im not going anyhow

All I fucking want to do is sit on my couch
If your here you gotta get out
This is my house
I dont like you
I want sit so dont bother me

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KICK IT

Now lets see I got a heater in my truck
Its real cold but I dont give a fuck
And next week I'm off to the prison oh
Its All on the Left and All on the Right
Come on you fucking hippie get your right step right
Now I see your a god damn goof you know

I wanna kick it

What the fuck blah blah blah blah

I cant see blah blah blah blah blah shit

I cant see anything you knowwww

Well its all on the left and all on the right

Come on you blah blah blah blah gotta fight fight fight

Can you see anything you knowwww?

Now lets see I got a heater in my truck
Its real cold but I dont give a fuck
And next week I'm off to the prison oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Its All on the Left and All on the Right
Come on you fucking dummy get your right step right
Now I see your a god damn goof you know

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DEATH WISH

Stake your claim in your life

Just the same

Got a gun in his hand and a mission on his mind

Gonna get revenge on everyone he finds

Hes a badass with a shotgun and a damn cool moustache

Hes gonna kill you if he finds your drug stash

You can run but you sure cant hide

Hes an angry old man with a fire inside

If you gotta death wish, hes gonna come

Hes gonna kill you with his knife or his gun

Vigilante on a quest, made his decision

Hes gonna kill you without your permission

You can run but you sure cant hide

Hes an angry motherfucker and hes bonefide

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REVOLUTIONARY FEVER

Liberty

Freedom

Libertys a word you cant just use

Freedom is a word you cant abuse

In this time of mental slavery

youre never free to choose

No, you cant take it away
No, you cant take it from me
What is it you think you see, You god damn Weasel
What are you going to do with my god damn mother fucking

Libertys a word that everyone tries

Freedom is a word they think they know

I know you cant blah blah blah blah blah

You want in a single moment

Lets have another Boston Tea Party

Lets have another Boston Massacre

Goddammit, I wanna have a war

I wanna fuckin kill some redcoats

Its an all out war of attrition

Well bleed them into submission

You cant keep us from the truth

Youre freedom is just abuse

Crispus Attucks die for us
All those men out there are bleeding for us
In this regime they fucking chain you to the wall
This empire, its time we started its fall

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DEAD END

Dead end

Were at the end of the road

Dead end

Gonna fuckin explode

Dead end

Goin nowhere fast

Dead end

Were fuckin dead last

Dead end

Got nowhere to run

Dead end

No helps gonna come

Dead end

Theres no way around

Dead end

No help to be found

Dead end

Were at the end.

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BITE THE WOUND!!!! BITE IT BITE IT

Bite the wound

Bite it

in the jungles of vietnam
catch the kongs if you can
drowning in the death and mire
can you control your own desire
helcopter above the town
whirling whirling round and round
can you feel it in your head
10 seconds and you'll be dead!

heavy backpack soaking shoes
closer and closer the jungle moves
crawling deeper in this hole
they live here we are told
building up your own denial
its as simple as a smile
when are we going to lose
if living is what you choose

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KAFFA

Where do we go and what do we say

Where do we go when its been taken away

Kaffa is gone but which one is next

On the list of casualties that go unchecked

Kaffa is the place where we learned to rock

It will always be just down the block

Kaffa is the place where we lived and died (jesus christ)

Though your doors are closed we are still inside (you see thats metaphorical or something)

Blah blah blah

The Goons, Crispus Attucks, the AKs and more

Blah blah blah till one day the shut the door

What ever happened to the place with the shows

That everyone enjoyed, where we all used to go

You try to stop us now and take our place away

But well come back, and then, well shove it in your face

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NERF WAR

Nerf war nerf war

Never stops never stops

Got my gun, got my darts

Gonna shoot you in the arse

At David's House, at a Mexican Restaurant

The Nerf War never stops

(it never stops. It just goes on and on and on. Hahahahaha)

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MONEY

We want your money

Give us your money

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I HATE

I hate everything

I hate you

I hate your face

I wanna fuckin spray it with mace (mace!)

Fucking thoughts are in my head

What intentions are in my bed

What the fuck is that sound (?)

What the fuck just sit around (?)

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MUTINAY

Watch out, youre gonna get scurvy

While youre out at sea

If youre sailing on the bounty

Scaliwags, prepare for mutiny

like a lord of the mighty ship
on the bridge the captain did sit
to the South Seas the crew will travel
says the captain "i cant stand this rabble"

as the journey wore on and on
this rabble knew that something was wrong
the captain was a land lubbing fucker
arrrr! we'll send him to Davey Jones Locker!

hand out cutlasses and powder and shot
for this captain there'll be no black spot
the buccaneers stood ready around the boat
and i stepped up and slit the mate's throat

the swashbuckling sea dogs swarmed the cabin
and some freebooting fellows seized the cannon
oi matys we've captured the captain
he knows all to well what will happen

Shiver me timbers sailors avast
the jolly roger is up the mast
I got a patch over my eye
watch out mother fucker you gonna die

he should be keel hauled, should be marooned
but he could still live with only a wound
today the water seems dank
too bad for the captain, he'll walk the plank

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DONT FUCK

I took over, in 1979, why not use some chemical weapons on children
murdered opposition, made Iraq mine, whats the world going to do then

everyone around me is dying (oi, oi, oi)

and i'm doing just fine (oi, oi)

i enslaved this country

i'll kill your children

so dont you fuck with me

attack Iran, invade Kuwait, burn the oil fields behind me
kill my family, kill my people, it dont matter what the truth may be

you are wrong and I am right (oi, oi, oi)

dont even put up a fight (oi, oi)

i enslaved this country

i'll kill your children

dont fuck with me

was a terrorist, now i'm president, have Zimbabwe in my pocket
kill the rich, kill the whites, Western world aint going to stop it

children starving, AIDS is spreading, grab more land away from you
no free press, no opposition, I can do what i want to do

stole China, from Chang Kai-Check, lets have a Long March til starvation
tell the children to kill their parents, its just Cultural Revolution

melt all your metal, make useless steel, collectivisation is the future
struggle meetings, kill the landlords, just playing with a billion people here

THE LAST STAND

on the front line, the enemy near
there is nothing that I fear
our weapons at our side
to defend our homes we take pride
though the outcome is not clear
defend ourselves with sword and spear
fully armed, helm and shield
we are the flank, refuse to yield

Desperate Times

Coming right for you

Desperate Measures

Gonna destroy you

Desperate Times

Backs against the wall

Better get ready gonna fuckin fall

Desperate Times

Coming right for you

Desperate Measures

Gonna destroy you

Desperate Times

We'll fight the power

Better get ready it's our darkest hour

Get Up Defend the Town
orcs and demons all around
surrounded, live or die
just fight dont ask why
our lives are on the line
darkness comes this is the time
fight on to hell: what we'll do
fight with me i'll kill for you

death will come, no stopping now
fight and die, we know how
stand with me, hold the line
victory to be yours and mine
onward with me come on men
fight until we reach the end
glory here, honor ours
aim your points, time to charge

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THE SHORES OF HELL

THE BALANCE OF POWER

THE PUNISHMENT

MUTINAY II: DOWN WITH THE SHIP

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Future Classics

YOGA: A new song on the forthcoming AKs second full lenghth album: tentativly titled "TOUR OF BOOTAY"


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		KNEE DEEP IN THE DEAD SAVE D.C. Darkness is coming The threat is clear Enemies we face are all too near Battle is nigh Prepare for war Come on, we'll show them what this city is for Save D.C. Jack Evans Evil councilmember Wants to take away our music for his (salaciously evil) pleasure Were not gonna let him take it away We'll fight, fuck him It starts today Venues disapearing, left and right Stand up and be counted, and join the fight The AKs are here, to conquer and pillage Kaffa House, Wilson Center, Cornerkick Youre gonna die Were not gonna do what you want ---------------------------------------------- DIVORCE COURT I love divorce court Fuck divorce court I really hate the redskins Yeah yeah the eagles are better Yeah yeah the eagles are better Yeah yeah the eagles are better Yeah yeah fuck the redskins I really hate marty schottenheimer I wanna fuckin kill dan snyder Why cant we pass the ball I wanna bring back Joe Gibbs Goddammit, I cant stand this shit We dont even have a fuckin forward line We dont let Stephen Davis run the ball Why do we specialize in the butt pass? Hail to the redskins Hail victory Braves on the warpath Fight for old D.C. ---------------------------------------------- LAZY I dont wanna do anything I dont wanna do anything I dont wanna do anything The time has come and Im not going fuckin anywhere Fuck You Yeah Fuck You! Yesterday you came to me and asked if I would go Told you you could go to hell, I told you fuckin no But no im not going to see you now No Im not going anyhow All I fucking want to do is sit on my couch If your here you gotta get out This is my house I dont like you I want sit so dont bother me ---------------------------------------------- KICK IT Now lets see I got a heater in my truck Its real cold but I dont give a fuck And next week I'm off to the prison oh Its All on the Left and All on the Right Come on you fucking hippie get your right step right Now I see your a god damn goof you know I wanna kick it What the fuck blah blah blah blah I cant see blah blah blah blah blah shit I cant see anything you knowwww Well its all on the left and all on the right Come on you blah blah blah blah gotta fight fight fight Can you see anything you knowwww? Now lets see I got a heater in my truck Its real cold but I dont give a fuck And next week I'm off to the prison oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Its All on the Left and All on the Right Come on you fucking dummy get your right step right Now I see your a god damn goof you know ---------------------------------------------- DEATH WISH Stake your claim in your life Just the same Got a gun in his hand and a mission on his mind Gonna get revenge on everyone he finds Hes a badass with a shotgun and a damn cool moustache Hes gonna kill you if he finds your drug stash You can run but you sure cant hide Hes an angry old man with a fire inside If you gotta death wish, hes gonna come Hes gonna kill you with his knife or his gun Vigilante on a quest, made his decision Hes gonna kill you without your permission You can run but you sure cant hide Hes an angry motherfucker and hes bonefide ---------------------------------------------- REVOLUTIONARY FEVER Liberty Freedom Libertys a word you cant just use Freedom is a word you cant abuse In this time of mental slavery youre never free to choose No, you cant take it away No, you cant take it from me What is it you think you see, You god damn Weasel What are you going to do with my god damn mother fucking Libertys a word that everyone tries Freedom is a word they think they know I know you cant blah blah blah blah blah You want in a single moment Lets have another Boston Tea Party Lets have another Boston Massacre Goddammit, I wanna have a war I wanna fuckin kill some redcoats Its an all out war of attrition Well bleed them into submission You cant keep us from the truth Youre freedom is just abuse Crispus Attucks die for us All those men out there are bleeding for us In this regime they fucking chain you to the wall This empire, its time we started its fall ---------------------------------------------- DEAD END Dead end Were at the end of the road Dead end Gonna fuckin explode Dead end Goin nowhere fast Dead end Were fuckin dead last Dead end Got nowhere to run Dead end No helps gonna come Dead end Theres no way around Dead end No help to be found Dead end Dead end Dead end Dead end Dead end Dead end Dead end Dead end Were at the end. ---------------------------------------------- BITE THE WOUND!!!! BITE IT BITE IT Bite the wound Bite it Bite it in the jungles of vietnam catch the kongs if you can drowning in the death and mire can you control your own desire helcopter above the town whirling whirling round and round can you feel it in your head 10 seconds and you'll be dead! heavy backpack soaking shoes closer and closer the jungle moves crawling deeper in this hole they live here we are told building up your own denial its as simple as a smile when are we going to lose if living is what you choose ---------------------------------------------- KAFFA Where do we go and what do we say Where do we go when its been taken away Kaffa is gone but which one is next On the list of casualties that go unchecked Kaffa is the place where we learned to rock It will always be just down the block Kaffa is the place where we lived and died (jesus christ) Though your doors are closed we are still inside (you see thats metaphorical or something) Blah blah blah Blah blah blah The Goons, Crispus Attucks, the AKs and more Blah blah blah till one day the shut the door What ever happened to the place with the shows That everyone enjoyed, where we all used to go You try to stop us now and take our place away But well come back, and then, well shove it in your face ---------------------------------------------- NERF WAR Nerf war nerf war Never stops never stops Got my gun, got my darts Gonna shoot you in the arse At David's House, at a Mexican Restaurant The Nerf War never stops (it never stops. It just goes on and on and on. Hahahahaha) ---------------------------------------------- MONEY We want your money Give us your money ---------------------------------------------- I HATE I hate everything I hate you I hate your face I wanna fuckin spray it with mace (mace!) Fucking thoughts are in my head What intentions are in my bed What the fuck is that sound (?) What the fuck just sit around (?) ? ? ---------------------------------------------- MUTINAY Watch out, youre gonna get scurvy While youre out at sea If youre sailing on the bounty Scaliwags, prepare for mutiny like a lord of the mighty ship on the bridge the captain did sit to the South Seas the crew will travel says the captain "i cant stand this rabble" as the journey wore on and on this rabble knew that something was wrong the captain was a land lubbing fucker arrrr! we'll send him to Davey Jones Locker! hand out cutlasses and powder and shot for this captain there'll be no black spot the buccaneers stood ready around the boat and i stepped up and slit the mate's throat the swashbuckling sea dogs swarmed the cabin and some freebooting fellows seized the cannon oi matys we've captured the captain he knows all to well what will happen Shiver me timbers sailors avast the jolly roger is up the mast I got a patch over my eye watch out mother fucker you gonna die he should be keel hauled, should be marooned but he could still live with only a wound today the water seems dank too bad for the captain, he'll walk the plank ---------------------------------------------- DONT FUCK I took over, in 1979, why not use some chemical weapons on children murdered opposition, made Iraq mine, whats the world going to do then everyone around me is dying (oi, oi, oi) and i'm doing just fine (oi, oi) i enslaved this country i'll kill your children so dont you fuck with me attack Iran, invade Kuwait, burn the oil fields behind me kill my family, kill my people, it dont matter what the truth may be you are wrong and I am right (oi, oi, oi) dont even put up a fight (oi, oi) i enslaved this country i'll kill your children dont fuck with me was a terrorist, now i'm president, have Zimbabwe in my pocket kill the rich, kill the whites, Western world aint going to stop it children starving, AIDS is spreading, grab more land away from you no free press, no opposition, I can do what i want to do stole China, from Chang Kai-Check, lets have a Long March til starvation tell the children to kill their parents, its just Cultural Revolution melt all your metal, make useless steel, collectivisation is the future struggle meetings, kill the landlords, just playing with a billion people here THE LAST STAND on the front line, the enemy near there is nothing that I fear our weapons at our side to defend our homes we take pride though the outcome is not clear defend ourselves with sword and spear fully armed, helm and shield we are the flank, refuse to yield Desperate Times Coming right for you Desperate Measures Gonna destroy you Desperate Times Backs against the wall Better get ready gonna fuckin fall Desperate Times Coming right for you Desperate Measures Gonna destroy you Desperate Times We'll fight the power Better get ready it's our darkest hour Get Up Defend the Town orcs and demons all around surrounded, live or die just fight dont ask why our lives are on the line darkness comes this is the time fight on to hell: what we'll do fight with me i'll kill for you death will come, no stopping now fight and die, we know how stand with me, hold the line victory to be yours and mine onward with me come on men fight until we reach the end glory here, honor ours aim your points, time to charge --------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE SHORES OF HELL THE BALANCE OF POWER THE PUNISHMENT MUTINAY II: DOWN WITH THE SHIP --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Future Classics YOGA: A new song on the forthcoming AKs second full lenghth album: tentativly titled "TOUR OF BOOTAY" the yoga induced shits are becoming more and more pleasent i mean, that just works the shit down and prepares it for expulsion CHORUS: so when you sit down it pokes its head out and says goodday oi oi oi oi without a fight and then spews forth effortlessly oi oi oi oi it is da shizznit quite literally oi oi oi oi the yoga makes me shit (pause) effortlessly! i got a rash between my cheeks oh its burning i rubbed a poison ivy vine up there between them Chorus i've been to the bathroom ten times something is not right i weighed myself after shitting i shat a 10 pounder Chorus (everyone chanting til fade) effort! less! ly! effort! less! ly! effort! less! ly! DRUNKEN SAILOR What do you do with a drunken sailor, What do you do with a drunken sailor, What do you do with a drunken sailor, Earl-eye in the morning! Chorus: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Earl-eye in the morning Throw him in a longboat 'til he's sober, Throw him in a longboat 'til he's sober, Throw him in a longboat 'til he's sober, Earl-eye in the morning! Chorus Shave his butt with a rusty razor, Shave his butt with a rusty razor, Shave his butt with a rusty razor, Earl-eye in the morning! Chorus Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter, Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter, Good thing it ain't the Captain's brother, Earl-eye in the morning! Chorus What do you do with a drunken sailor, What do you do with a drunken sailor, What do you do with a drunken sailor, Earl-eye in the morning! Chorus



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